The Other Side of Can't

Thinking that you can't 

Is a terrible place to be. 

And then you really can't

And you never will be free. 

The other side of can't

Is an endless possibility. 

So step right out and see. 

Or keep your seat if you don't agree. 

Birthday statement

Once there was a dude named Darren

He was happy as a Dude could be

His friends would say he's old as dirt

But not those that are older than he.