The Rules

Comb your hair, 

Or groom it so it appears groomed

If you have hair...

And keep it washed. 

People can see and smell. 

Brush your teeth,

Brush them before you go to bed

And when you get out of bed. 

It's not something you don't do. 

Always. 

Take a bath, or shower. 

Wash yourself before you go to bed 

And when you get out of bed. 

It's not something you don't do. 

Always. 

Wash your clothes,

Iron them too. 

You'll hate wearing them if you don't.  

And people will either feel sorry for you,

Or judge you.  

Clean your room.

Put things where you'll keep them. 

Stay neat. 

Your mind will thank you for it. 

You wouldn't want to lose it. 

Offer help and lend a hand. 

Because what goes around does, 

in fact, Come around. 

Be glad.

Always. 

These are the rules.