She pulled on her chinstrap
Her helmet was snug
The river was calm
She stepped on a bug
They gave her a paddle
It was wooden and tall
She knocked a little boy over the head and made him bawl
Stay out of my path she thought
Cause this thing weighs a lot
Into her canoe she jumped with another girl
She said last time she did this it made her hurl
Off the bank she pushed and the boat shook
You take your side I'll take mine
Vomit girl gave a worried look
On down the river they paddled
She was having a blast and just couldn't be rattled
Ain't this how the Indians did it?
I bet they had fun too.
The rapids are fast but I'm not scared.
I love my canoe!
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